FROM THE OFFICES OF DEBORAH AND ALEX:
"IS THIS WEDDING A FRONT FOR A TIMESHARE PRESENTATION?
Again, we can not stress enough. This event is NOT a timeshare sales presentation. It is an event celebrating the marriage of two people that are deeply in love and who want nothing more than to spend the weekend with the people they love most in the world. That said, will there be a short, engaging, Powerpoint-filled conversation about the vertically integrated limited-time real estate opportunities in the Santa Barbara region immediately following the ceremony. It is possible this might lead to some guests taking advantage of these unique and enticing possibilities involving newly available properties potentially with, but no guarantee of, hot tubs, tennis courts and newly-renovated bathrooms. But it is NOT a timeshare presentation, nor has Deborah and Alex's entire relationship been based around their mutual love of buying and flipping properties to be used as highly scheduled rental properties.
Earlier in the presentation: