Stanislav my lyft dude: are you a photographer?
Him: would you ever go back to an office?
Me: no. It just isn’t right for me.
Him: did you know that the guy who invented the Vine app just shut it down one day and moved to africa to help animals?
Me: did you know the guy that invented karaoke never made a penny and gave that idea away so millions of people could sing in a bar?
Him: wow. did you know trump is meeting with the north korean leader?
Me: no. oh no. I need a bomb shelter
Stanislav: Did you know that if you owned a house in switzerland its illegal to not have a bomb shelter to go with it?
Me: no! did you know that there was a real maria from the sound of music and she never loved the real captain von trapp?
Him: i didnt know that.
Me: you know when trump was elected i felt like i had to see the world suddenly. I wanted to see the planet before he destroyed it.
Him: that bad, huh.
Me: i just felt like i was looking at screens all the time but nothing real. And i want to actually feel what its like.
Him: what stops you? From seeing the planet?
Me: i think the train part. I always get lost on trains.
Him: ok did you know they have ubers in europe now. You dont have to take the train ok? Just go.
Me: ok. Yes. I will.
Did you know there are tons of pennies back here?
Him: oh. yes.